I don t like kids

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i don t like kids

I Dont Like Your Kids: Childfree and Proud by Brian Craig

In the spring of 2016, a three-year-old climbed into the gorilla pen at Cincinnati Zoo. When he was seized by a large silverback, fearful staff called in armed gamekeepers. Unfortunately they missed and shot the gorilla. The Gorillas name was Harambe: nobody remembers the boys.

The childfree have been on the back foot for too long, forced to defend their choice to a panel of clucky aunts, angry soccer moms and bearded dads in sweater-vests. Brian Craig gives a sharp and timely reminder of why we dont want children of our own, and dont have much time for yours.
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If People Who Dislike Children Said What's On Their Mind

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Brian Craig

Yes, I'm a Mom — But I Don't Like Kids

If someone hands me a baby to hold — fuhgeddaboutit. I hold my hands out like a zombie from the Thriller video. I hold that baby like it's the most vile creature on the planet. And older kids? I can't stand them much either.

No, not even your kids. Not even good kids who mind their Ps and Qs, and put away all their toys. Someone who is child-free never wants children. Not next year, not when we get a house, not ever. I used to be the same way. But the older I get and the older their kids get, the more I realize kids just get on my nerves.

This will not post anything on Facebook or anywhere else. When my neighbour put her 2-year-old son in my lap, I followed up with the usual drill of congratulating her. There are some customs you cannot help but live by, like obliging the new parents by appreciating the kid. As I went about doing just that, I felt a hot liquid pouring down my lap and seeping into my jeans. That's how, way past the age of wetting my pants, did I end up with a wet patch on my jeans.

Like, they're just not that cool? But you and children just DON'T MESH. If you ever actually had children of your own, you would have no.
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Everyone I know goes bonkers when they see a kid under the age of, say, 6. I never say this out loud, of course.

When it comes to embarking on the journey of parenthood, lots of millennials are saying, "Meh. No, thanks. Additional research from the Pew Research Center reflects a longer-term trend of women eschewing parenthood as the number of U. This trend is fascinating, in part because there's long been a taboo associated with people particularly, women choosing to opt out of parenthood. Women who choose not to have kids have been referred to as "shallow" and "self-absorbed," and even the pope has said the decision not to procreate is fundamentally " selfish.

1 thoughts on “I Dont Like Your Kids: Childfree and Proud by Brian Craig

  1. But sometimes my dislike of kids inevitably comes out, as when the unwanted questions about my own situation come along: “Any kids?” “Don't you want to have.

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