Marriage Humor Quotes (67 quotes)
Al Bundy's Best Insults
40 Funny, Happy Marriage Quotes to Last Until Death Do You Part
About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry. I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her.
So while so many marriage quotes out there go for the easy laugh about the seeming conflicts that arise over little things like who squeezes the toothpaste tube from the bottom and who squeezes it from the top , the truly great thinkers out are more likely to focus on the great things that can come from a true partnership. And yes, there are some skirmishes about the garbage or the ideal temperature of a room, too, but you can laugh those off. Text one to your partner now, and expect some heart emojis to come back. There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage. What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life — to strengthen each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting? Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.