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Marriage Humor Quotes (67 quotes)

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A good addition to a wedding or anniversary card is a funny quote or one liner. They can put a smile on the recipients face and make something formal seem much less so. So use these funny wedding quotes in your card to friends, family, wife or husband and see them laugh until they cry.

40 Funny, Happy Marriage Quotes to Last Until Death Do You Part

About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry. I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her.

So while so many marriage quotes out there go for the easy laugh about the seeming conflicts that arise over little things like who squeezes the toothpaste tube from the bottom and who squeezes it from the top , the truly great thinkers out are more likely to focus on the great things that can come from a true partnership. And yes, there are some skirmishes about the garbage or the ideal temperature of a room, too, but you can laugh those off. Text one to your partner now, and expect some heart emojis to come back. There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage. What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life to strengthen each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting? Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

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5 thoughts on “Marriage Humor Quotes (67 quotes)

  1. Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny marriage quotes, funny marriage sayings, and funny marriage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

  2. Spice up your wedding speeches with some seriously funny quotes that will have your guests crying with laughter and envying your humour.

  3. of inspirational, wise, and humorous funny marriagequotes and funny marriage sayings. Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!.

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